Preamble

In october 2008 and july 2009, i made some illustrations based on sentences suggested by readers of my (now closed) blog. Some sort of collaborative exercise who gave birth to 9 illustrations who had the merit of keeping me occupied, before being forgotten in the abyss of my hard drive.

Today, i decided to release them (plus another one made during the same period) under the (CC BY-NC-ND) Creative Commons license, in case someone would find a use to one of them. You can use them, print them at will as long as you respect the terms of the (CC BY-NC-ND) license and the points discussed in the FAQ at the bottom of this page.

The illustrations

« I'm not crazy, i'm just a little unwell. » — Matchbox 20

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« Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. » — Demetri Martin

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« Being on the internet is being among a crowd with the advantage of having nobody around. »

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« Fitter. Happier. More productive. »

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« The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. » — Bertrand Russell

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« All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. » — Edmund Burke

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« I asked the wall for directions, he told me to go straight ahead. » — Booba

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« Excellent time to become a missing person. »

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« Sometimes you meet your destiny of the path you took to avoid it. » — Ärsenik

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Bonus image.

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FAQ

Q : So, i can put all that in a book a sell it ?

R : No, and i'm not very happy because, obviously, you didn't read the terms of the (CC BY-NC-ND) Creative Commons license mentioned earlier. Read the terms of the (CC BY-NC-ND) Creative Commons license mentioned earlier.

Q : I'm a member of the association of racist zoophilic war criminals who get on the train before anyone had a chance to get out, can i use one of these images for our pamphlet ?

R : No, because of moral rights. If you have doubts about wether or not you can use an image, just send me an e-mail and ask.

Q : I opened an image with my image viewer and the colors are all weird.

R : First of all, that's not a question. Second of all, the problem is due to the fact that these images use the CMYK color model. It is used for print but oftentimes ignored by image viewers. To see the image correctly, you need to open with a program that handles CMYK (like Photoshop).

(FAQ to be developed)